Never change.
I give you below the cover to a yaoi novel I discovered the other day.

The title literally reads
God's Moistened Fingertip.
And if that weren't insert-your-adjective-of-choice-here enough, let's take a closer look at that cover image, shall we?

Glowing cones, indeed.
これで以上です。
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Oh Japan! I love that they can just sell stuff like that...*still snickering*
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