God Help Me.

[lebateleur]

I never thought it would come to this. In retrospect, I should have known better.

I started watching Countdown in '06, when I had television but no Internet access, and thus couldn't be assed to sit through all 20 minutes of commercials for TDS and CR. Since then, ma famille and I have made something of a game of groaning over the Olbermann/O'Reilly on air courtship as we wait for the real newscasting to resume. And that was that.

Until this macro popped up on F!S yesterday:

and all I could think was OMG YES, THIS YES.

I hold no batshit gmar opinions about RPS; it has just never interested me. And my rational brain finds the thought of either of these guys doing sex things falafel-level gross. BUT OH SWEET JESUS I WOULD STILL READ IT.

Where is the fic?

これで以上です。

Comments

[metal-dog5.livejournal.com]

*points and laughs*



*POINTS AND LAUGHS*

eta When you said you wanted to get back into fandom, this wasn't what I was expecting. LOLOLOLOLOL

[lebateleur.livejournal.com]

The more I think about it, the more it becomes RIGHT.

[bloody-american.livejournal.com]

OMG NO, PLS NO. *covers eyes*

And my rational brain finds the thought of either of these guys doing sex things falafel-level gross. BUT OH SWEET JESUS I WOULD STILL READ IT.

Well, then. At least that explains the why because if it had been otherwise? I may have had to say a prayer or something for you. You scare me sometimes, woman.

[lebateleur.livejournal.com]

NO, NO, NO, NO! YOU ARE ALL DOING IT WRONG. You are supposed to read the entry and provide me with links to the FIC, not AGREE WITH MY ETERNAL AND UNDYING CHAGRIN.

Because seriously, everytime one of you question my sanity, I'm like, "But it could work. The subtext is there. And it isn't even any 'sub', it's just all kinda...there."

[bloody-american.livejournal.com]

WELL, YOU'RE NOT GIVE ME MUCH CHOICE HERE B/C KEITH/BILL? MIGHT JUST BURN MY CORNEAS OFF. Not that it stopped me from Googling it for you... I can't say I'm not glad I didn't find any. :3

I'm like, "But it could work. The subtext is there. And it isn't even any 'sub', it's just all kinda...there."

Yeah, I have to agree it's definitely there but I doubt your sanity because I don't understand WHY you'd want to read it. I'm thinking it's like eating a gallon of marshmallow fluff. You won't believe it will really make you sick until you try it for yourself? XD

[lebateleur.livejournal.com]

Not that it stopped me from Googling it for you... I can't say I'm not glad I didn't find any. :3
It didn't stop me from searching either. And I found nothing. Thank you for your service, and thank *god.*

I'm thinking it's like eating a gallon of marshmallow fluff. You won't believe it will really make you sick until you try it for yourself? XD
Close--I already know it will make me sick, but the jar's still sitting there in the cupboard, staring at me saying, "All you have to do is come in here and open the lid..." And it'll keep on doing that until I just take the plunge and suffer so I can get on with my life. ::sob::

[lebateleur.livejournal.com]

Also, isn't it like three in the morning where you are?

Get to bed! ^^

[bloody-american.livejournal.com]

It was like 2:45 (and I went to bed right after)! I have insomniac tendencies. >_>

[lebateleur.livejournal.com]

Whereas I just have this weirdly backward biological wiring where I prefer sleeping in bright sunlight.

Seriously, doesn't matter how early I go to bed in the evening, I conk right out between six and noon when my rectangle's at its brightest. I cannot for the life of me figure it out.