I know...

[lebateleur]

...that I promised Comiket: Day II. Only, metal_dog5 popped up with three weeks worth of Bleach for me to translate, and then pimped muse_secrets to me and that was all she wrote. I'll post day II tonight or tomorrow; I promise.

In the meantime, there is this sweet little meme: give me a character, a pairing, or a series that I know, and I will write you a one-line fic for it.

One line. One line. I excel at writing one line fics that never get any bigger, although they should. So, any takers?

これで以上です。

Comments

[takadainmate.livejournal.com]

Give me something silver Diamond...Hmmm. How about some Narushige/Kou love? I'm sick so have pity on me....

Here's your Naru/Kou love...just like you asked for.

[lebateleur.livejournal.com]

It was hard to sit still or keep from making noise sometimes, but they'd never been found out because no one would ever imagine that Kou was down there, doing that.

Re: Here's your Naru/Kou love...just like you asked for.

[takadainmate.livejournal.com]

O.O He he he.

Re: Here's your Naru/Kou love...just like you asked for.

[perseid.livejournal.com]

i die. i die. oh, the mental trauma...

Re: Here's your Naru/Kou love...just like you asked for.

[takadainmate.livejournal.com]

Sorry...did I ask for something a bit wierd there?

Re: Here's your Naru/Kou love...just like you asked for.

[lebateleur.livejournal.com]

No. I've entertained the thought...erm...let's say several times.

Re: Here's your Naru/Kou love...just like you asked for.

[lebateleur.livejournal.com]

Hee hee! Come on, you know they're doing it.

[perseid.livejournal.com]

DGrayman, Allen Walker. ^^

[lebateleur.livejournal.com]

Allen sees Akuma when he's awake, and he sees them when he sleeps; the ones in his dreams are just as scary, but at least they aren't real.

[perseid.livejournal.com]

;__; allen really grows on me throughout the series. it kills me what happens to him in the latest scans.

[lebateleur.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I feel for him...but as usually, it's the secondary and tertiary characters in this series that I <333 greatly.

[metal-dog5.livejournal.com]

How is it my fault? I don't recall holding Renji as hostage so you'd translate. Admit it, you're distracted by pretty, shiny things :^)

One line, eh? I'm feeling difficult, so I choose Ichigo/Ishida Sanji/Gojyo. C'mon, impress me ;^D

[sub-divided.livejournal.com]

Something Renji, then!

[lebateleur.livejournal.com]

Renji sighs and relaxes against warm furry bulk of Zabimaru, enjoying the warmth of the sunlight on his face and the coolness of the grass beneath his toes.

Holy shit, where's the angst? What went wrong here?

[sub-divided.livejournal.com]

It can't always be angst. Very nice!

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

Since you have Bleach in hand: Ishida.

[lebateleur.livejournal.com]

Permission to spoil for the latest chapters of Bleach?

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

I am very, very, early into Bleach. So...permission to spoil if you think it will make any sense to me. XD

[lebateleur.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I can't spoil you for this, so we'll go to Plan B.

Ishida Uryuu: too skinny, too quiet, good at sewing, not certain he likes girls more than the alternative - an all-around disappointment to his father.

[mistressrenet.livejournal.com]

XD

I know he does something quite significant ('stupid' was the word I heard!) so I guess my challenge is to read fast enough to get to what. ;-)