With Betas Like These...

[lebateleur]

...who needs Evil Overlords?

BeanRigh: Oh, I've vowed to finish the story *TONIGHT* btw.
LeaP70: Woo hoo!
LeaP70: I was going to prod you with my pointy stick.
BeanRigh: So please to be betaing it shortly.
LeaP70: lol
LeaP70: Shall be ready
LeaP70: It better be good, or I'll write you badfic
BeanRigh: Hee! But I like your badfic.
LeaP70: Damn.
LeaP70: I know! I have Snape do something that will make you squick
BeanRigh: Fuck Umbridge?
LeaP70: No.
BeanRigh: ?
LeaP70: hehheeh
LeaP70: ....take his teeth out....
BeanRigh: Ugh.
BeanRigh: You're a hard master, Leanne.
LeaP70: If only you could see the images in my head.
BeanRigh: Okay. I'm at the crucial moment when Potter's going to slowly
BeanRigh: Ugh.
BeanRigh: Thanks.
BeanRigh: Now I have no ability to concentrate on the narrative.
LeaP70: Yes you do.
BeanRigh: No.
LeaP70: <-- quietly dies laughing in the background
BeanRigh: My mind is trying to imagine *your* images.
BeanRigh: Well, since you won't be around to beta read it OR write toothless porn, no need for me to finish!
BeanRigh: What a load off!
LeaP70: <-- holds up pretty pictures of pretty boys
BeanRigh: Yeay!

And no, I won't be finishing it tonight. But goddamn it! Tomorrow!

これで以上です。

Comments

*still laughing*

[metal-dog5.livejournal.com]

====>PROD PROD PROD.

Get back to work! None of this slacking off stuff! And don't give me excuses about having a life outside of fandom. That does not work with me.

::grabs pen and thinks about writing toothless porn::



Yes, I'm evil. ;^D

Re: *still laughing*

[lebateleur.livejournal.com]

DAMMIT! Did you not read the part where I said I was finished?

Re: *still laughing*

[metal-dog5.livejournal.com]

No, hadn't got that far yet due to children being alive and awake and ugh... up before 6 am.

Toothless porn. You KNOW you want to read it...

- he couldn't believe how erotic the feeling of Snape's firm lips and smooth gums against -

And that is enough of a teaser for you.

Re: *still laughing*

[lebateleur.livejournal.com]

You are Satan incarnate. I'm glad you're in my Shadow Puppet Government, woman, because otherwise you'd make a formidable opponent.

Re: *still laughing*

[metal-dog5.livejournal.com]

Ever heard the phrase "et tu Brute"? ;^D

Re: *still laughing*

[lebateleur.livejournal.com]

Nope. No Classics major here.

::Checks Evil Overlord's Manual and subjects you to a preemptive knifing::