Meme, anyone?

First, this little bit:

1) My name is ________________ because ______________.
2) My username is ________________ because ______________.
3) My journal is called ________________ because ______________.
4) My subtitle is ________________ because ______________.
5) My friendslist page is called ________________ because ______________.
6) My default userpic is ________________ because ______________.

And under the cut ( we go. )

And in other news, ADSL!

I turn on my computer and there's the Internet! It's like a little taste of heaven, really. And so, in celebration of my massive computing ability power up, I figured I'd might as well meme the meme which caused me so many headaches and hours wasted while the flist page loaded just a few short months ago. So here's the deal (which you probably all know by now anyway):

I have a digital camera and a comment function.
Leave me a comment with 1-3 things you'd like me to take a picture of, and I'll see what I can do.

Any takers?

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