Idiot Parade

I just took the following recently-released lj meme.

<td bgcolor="#000000">Name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Favourite Colour</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td><td bgcolor="#000000">Yaoi boy</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Aya from Weiss Kreuz</td><td bgcolor="#000000">His age at time of death</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">23</td><td bgcolor="#000000">How he died</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">run over by a zambini</td>

How will your yaoi boy die? by kiki-chan78
Created with quill18's MemeGen!

I imagine the above is the result of this meme's creater trying to indicate a zamboni, and being two lazy (or stupid) to use a spellchecker, but I rather prefer the mental image of various anime bishounen being trampled by a rabid Blaise Zabini.

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