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Saved because it amuses me.
The perils of living abroad:
cinderfalling: not being able to respond to the smarm's journal greatly reduces the entertainment value.
cinderfalling: jill, have you been eaten by japanese children?
Can opener fallout:
LeaP70: I don't want to know. $10 for a can opener... sheesh
LeaP70: I've got one that doesn't work well - you want to buy it for $5?
LeaP70:
BeanRigh: Sorry. I've already busted my budget on my new, top of the line model.
BeanRigh: I'm not in the market any more.
LeaP70: Damn! There goes that bit of income for the month.
BeanRigh: Sorry.
BeanRigh: You'll have to get your glue-huffing money elsewhere.
LeaP70: lol - raiding the kids' piggybanks it it!
BeanRigh: Awesome.
LeaP70: They're young and don't know money...
BeanRigh: "What's your name? Tommy? Well, Tommy, your mommy's very sick, and she wants me to take you to the hospital. What kind of candy do you like?"
LeaP70: In a pig's eye.
LeaP70: "Go away bad person. Mummy told me about people like you" :p
BeanRigh: All right kid. Let's not play around. I'm bigger than you and I need your lunch money.
LeaP70: Sorry. Spent it all on smokes and hookers.
LeaP70: What? Haven't you seen 'Milk Money'?
BeanRigh: Wow. You kids age fast these days. When I was three I was busy picking my nose and watching sesame street
Goo:
LeaP70: That spider scene oh my... I was thinking of all the aracnophobes...
LeaP70: like my mother. Just telling her about it made her shudder
BeanRigh: I didn't think Shelob made enough goo when she got wounded.
LeaP70: Probably not. But most spiders when I squish 'em don't have much goo.
BeanRigh: I just always imagine shelob exploding in masses of puss.
BeanRigh: Don't know why though;-)
LeaP70: Too many viewings of Starship Troopers?
BeanRigh: Once is too many viewings in my book;-)
LeaP70: ::shock::
::shock::
but.. but.. That's a great BUGHUNT movie
LeaP70: Things go BOOM!! lots and lots
BeanRigh: Okay. I concede that point.
LeaP70: hee!
BeanRigh: :-)
LeaP70: _That_ was a movie full of goo
BeanRigh: What other movies had goo?
BeanRigh: ::thinks::
BeanRigh: Ghostbusters, for sure.
LeaP70: Ghostbusters
LeaP70: snap
BeanRigh: Species, which sucked.
LeaP70: Buffy the Vamp & Angel have goo filled monsters
LeaP70: Alien has goo
BeanRigh: That it does.
LeaP70: but not that much by comparison
BeanRigh: Stargate has goo-ah-uld.
BeanRigh: <---should be shot.
LeaP70: hehehe
LeaP70: or is that *groan*
BeanRigh: Perhaps both?
LeaP70: Goo-nies?
BeanRigh: ugh
LeaP70: I know
LeaP70: <--- really should be shot
LeaP70: Pick a Manga film. They're usually filled with goo/gore/sex
BeanRigh: Ah! True.
BeanRigh: Wicked City would be one.
LeaP70: Legion of the Overfiend
BeanRigh: Dude!!! X-Files had mega-goo.
BeanRigh: How could we forget the Black Oil???
LeaP70: Absolutely
LeaP70: And Mulder just sticking his fingers in it
LeaP70: the goo, not the oil
BeanRigh: RE: anime: are we counting bukkake shots as goo?
LeaP70: They're pretty messy
LeaP70: The ones I've seen usually involve demons, so goo is apt.
Fandom politicking:
BeanRigh: So you write slow...
BeanRigh: Heh. I can' mooooore than sympathise with that.
BeanRigh: I've got 3 that need to be finished in 10 days.
LeaP70: eeek!
BeanRigh: Yeah. And they just keep getting longer and longer.
LeaP70: I wish I had that trouble.
BeanRigh: Not with this fest:
LeaP70: limited size?
BeanRigh:
NEW: The Party Pooper Rule:
Anyone who drops out a week or less before the deadline or who doesn't
submit a story at the deadline and still remain on the list will be
posted on a Party Pooper list on the site at the same time as the
stories go online.
Anyone who claims to have valid reasons for dropping out will be asked
to produce proof that they have at least tried. A few pages of work is
required. If you fail to produce such - you will end up on the Party
Pooper list. I keep printed records of all members on the list.
If you're a lurker, this list is not for you. Everyone who joins is
required to participate by responding to one of the challenges with
either art or a story.
LeaP70: And no one wants to be a party pooper
BeanRigh: Well. isometimesentertainpipedreamsofbecomingabnf and this would ruin that.
BeanRigh: Laugh as you wish.
LeaP70: When you do, I'm minion number one, 'kay
BeanRigh: Oh absolutely.
BeanRigh: You can be Minister of Fangirling, Sockpuppetry, and Promotional Affairs
LeaP70: Cool
BeanRigh: :-)
LeaP70: must make icon appropriate for the position
The perils of living abroad:
cinderfalling: not being able to respond to the smarm's journal greatly reduces the entertainment value.
cinderfalling: jill, have you been eaten by japanese children?
Can opener fallout:
LeaP70: I don't want to know. $10 for a can opener... sheesh
LeaP70: I've got one that doesn't work well - you want to buy it for $5?
LeaP70:
BeanRigh: Sorry. I've already busted my budget on my new, top of the line model.
BeanRigh: I'm not in the market any more.
LeaP70: Damn! There goes that bit of income for the month.
BeanRigh: Sorry.
BeanRigh: You'll have to get your glue-huffing money elsewhere.
LeaP70: lol - raiding the kids' piggybanks it it!
BeanRigh: Awesome.
LeaP70: They're young and don't know money...
BeanRigh: "What's your name? Tommy? Well, Tommy, your mommy's very sick, and she wants me to take you to the hospital. What kind of candy do you like?"
LeaP70: In a pig's eye.
LeaP70: "Go away bad person. Mummy told me about people like you" :p
BeanRigh: All right kid. Let's not play around. I'm bigger than you and I need your lunch money.
LeaP70: Sorry. Spent it all on smokes and hookers.
LeaP70: What? Haven't you seen 'Milk Money'?
BeanRigh: Wow. You kids age fast these days. When I was three I was busy picking my nose and watching sesame street
Goo:
LeaP70: That spider scene oh my... I was thinking of all the aracnophobes...
LeaP70: like my mother. Just telling her about it made her shudder
BeanRigh: I didn't think Shelob made enough goo when she got wounded.
LeaP70: Probably not. But most spiders when I squish 'em don't have much goo.
BeanRigh: I just always imagine shelob exploding in masses of puss.
BeanRigh: Don't know why though;-)
LeaP70: Too many viewings of Starship Troopers?
BeanRigh: Once is too many viewings in my book;-)
LeaP70: ::shock::
::shock::
but.. but.. That's a great BUGHUNT movie
LeaP70: Things go BOOM!! lots and lots
BeanRigh: Okay. I concede that point.
LeaP70: hee!
BeanRigh: :-)
LeaP70: _That_ was a movie full of goo
BeanRigh: What other movies had goo?
BeanRigh: ::thinks::
BeanRigh: Ghostbusters, for sure.
LeaP70: Ghostbusters
LeaP70: snap
BeanRigh: Species, which sucked.
LeaP70: Buffy the Vamp & Angel have goo filled monsters
LeaP70: Alien has goo
BeanRigh: That it does.
LeaP70: but not that much by comparison
BeanRigh: Stargate has goo-ah-uld.
BeanRigh: <---should be shot.
LeaP70: hehehe
LeaP70: or is that *groan*
BeanRigh: Perhaps both?
LeaP70: Goo-nies?
BeanRigh: ugh
LeaP70: I know
LeaP70: <--- really should be shot
LeaP70: Pick a Manga film. They're usually filled with goo/gore/sex
BeanRigh: Ah! True.
BeanRigh: Wicked City would be one.
LeaP70: Legion of the Overfiend
BeanRigh: Dude!!! X-Files had mega-goo.
BeanRigh: How could we forget the Black Oil???
LeaP70: Absolutely
LeaP70: And Mulder just sticking his fingers in it
LeaP70: the goo, not the oil
BeanRigh: RE: anime: are we counting bukkake shots as goo?
LeaP70: They're pretty messy
LeaP70: The ones I've seen usually involve demons, so goo is apt.
Fandom politicking:
BeanRigh: So you write slow...
BeanRigh: Heh. I can' mooooore than sympathise with that.
BeanRigh: I've got 3 that need to be finished in 10 days.
LeaP70: eeek!
BeanRigh: Yeah. And they just keep getting longer and longer.
LeaP70: I wish I had that trouble.
BeanRigh: Not with this fest:
LeaP70: limited size?
BeanRigh:
NEW: The Party Pooper Rule:
Anyone who drops out a week or less before the deadline or who doesn't
submit a story at the deadline and still remain on the list will be
posted on a Party Pooper list on the site at the same time as the
stories go online.
Anyone who claims to have valid reasons for dropping out will be asked
to produce proof that they have at least tried. A few pages of work is
required. If you fail to produce such - you will end up on the Party
Pooper list. I keep printed records of all members on the list.
If you're a lurker, this list is not for you. Everyone who joins is
required to participate by responding to one of the challenges with
either art or a story.
LeaP70: And no one wants to be a party pooper
BeanRigh: Well. isometimesentertainpipedreamsofbecomingabnf and this would ruin that.
BeanRigh: Laugh as you wish.
LeaP70: When you do, I'm minion number one, 'kay
BeanRigh: Oh absolutely.
BeanRigh: You can be Minister of Fangirling, Sockpuppetry, and Promotional Affairs
LeaP70: Cool
BeanRigh: :-)
LeaP70: must make icon appropriate for the position