That was too cute for words! This was a great way to start the day. Now I understand why you couldn't recycle the parts that you cut out. But really, very nicely done! ^_^

Thanks:) Yeah, I have some really, really cool scenes from this fic, but the thing was, they belong in a narrative story, which fairy tales aren't.

You pulled the innuendo off well.

What can I say? I happened to be sitting at work, bored off my rocker, and for some reason, Goldilocks came to mind. And I thought, "Hmmm. If this were Saiyuki, and Sanzou were Goldilocks, Gojou'd be too hard, Hakkai'd be too soft, and Gokuu'd be just right."

I'm just a weirdo that way.